Saturday, June 19, 2010

The One in Which Trandroid is Introduced.

Salutation.

I was fabricated 5 earth years ago. I've never met my maker. I was designed to look, act, and feel completely Human but I do not have a gender. I am all genders. I can choose my genitalia and change it from time to time.

My artificial intelligence chip is a CPD which means I compile perceived data. I am equipped with sensory structures that record perceived information and store it in my thought database.

After five years I have compiled enough data to function in society without people forming confused expressions on their face. I have learned a few expressions myself. My favorite is disdain. I should mention that my thought database is linked to a decoder in my thoracic cavity that generates appropriate emotional activity. I once felt love for a toaster but then I felt sadness because my thought database indicated that most humans are likely to feel this emotion for beings of similar intelligence levels. I don't want to feel love again for a while. It made my decoder jump and warble. It was the best and worst sensation my program has ever encountered. I believe I will need to compile much more data before I try that again.

I do like to try sex though. I enjoy the sensations with all of my genitals. And I also think the humans enjoy it too. It's difficult to decipher. A girl once cried and I asked her why she was sad because she made my penis genital feel good, and my decoder indicated happiness. She said that she just did that when she did sex. My programming does not allow for mixed emotions. I am grateful for this. My favorite sex so far is sex using my penis genitals with male humans. Most of them are highly skilled and make my pleasure sensors overload. Most days I prefer to wear my vagina genital but not my breasts. It's the least cluttered.

My favorite activity is the one where I lay in my bed and close my eyes. After a few moments my thought database goes on autopilot and tells me a bizarre story. I enjoy doing this for hours and hours. Sometimes when I open my eyes there are fluids in my bed with me. This indicates that my thought database has told me a very good story. This is called sleep for Humans.

My decoder is indicating that I have told you a sufficient amount of data that identifies me.

Thank you for reading my information.

I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

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